In keeping with many popular beat combos (the Beatles, the Monkees etc.) Nice'n'Cheezy all live together in a great big mansion on the outskirts of Maldon in Essex. The house is owned by Lord Lezli Trumphardiman, who also happens to be the lead guitarist of the group.

 

 

HOT NEWS!! In true Doctor Who style, our current bass player has undergone a regeneration.Please welcome to the band Doctor Virgo Starrfield, who has also taken on the mantle of the band's resident astrologer. Virgo hails from the planet Ktel in the Ron-co nebula and has mysterious spiritual powers, as you can see by the way his aura affects any attempts to photograph him.

 

 

Rusti Squattz, lead vocalist/rhythm guitarist/saxophonist/Mongolian bum flute player is Lord Trumphardiman's faithful manservant and can often be found buffing his horn in the scullery.

 

 

 

Last and by every means least comes Lord Trumphardiman's illegitimate son (by the chamber maid), Chezni, who is the drummer of the group and is kept locked in the cellar because of the shame (not because he is illegitimate, but because he is a drummer)